We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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