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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

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I'm not sure what to say to that.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.

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(954): View more from Florida

I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?

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(315): View more from New York

yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel

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