Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
