its not stalking. its research.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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