She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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