there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She bit a glass in half.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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