Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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