i just had sex bonerless
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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