I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want to walk on stilts...naked
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Houston, we have a squirter
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
ok first of all what the fuck
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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