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my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.

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That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!

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(540): View more from Virginia

how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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(716): View more from New York

If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.

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(347): View more from New York

Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.

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