I think I died a long time ago.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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