We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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