I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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