I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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