the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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