Duck Duck Cougar?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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