barbara walters just said penis...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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