do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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