Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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