K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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