Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my shit smells like andre
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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