Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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