I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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