3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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