And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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