So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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