she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
