so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
NoShamevember. You game?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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