I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
