Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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