i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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