if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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