Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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