you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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