hotel room ftw
one two three fourrrrnication!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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