Can Purell be used as lube?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so let's talk penis.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
A+ Viking dick
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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