Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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