He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
porn star boner night. come get it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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