guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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