she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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