Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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