so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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