I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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