I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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