Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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