my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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