i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Panties = found
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