I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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