There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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