covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
People in love make me want to vomit
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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