I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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