He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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