Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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