he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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