new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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