She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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