I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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