I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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