I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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