Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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