I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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